The Postal III dude lives on as the voice in his head - and later, he escapes. All Just a Dream: Postal III was a horrible dream suffered by the Dude while he was in an 11 year coma in between Apocalypse Weekend and Paradise Lost.Within the first 15 seconds of activation, they decide to rebel and kill all the scientists because their job is disgusting. Is a Crapshoot: A bunch of scientists attempt to build mobile urinal robots that turn piss into clean water. After the End: Paradise Lost takes place 11 years after the Dude detonated the nuke.The Steam release of Postal 2 integrated it into the game proper. Aerosol Flamethrower: A Week in Paradise brought the "Can of Stynx", which is useful for setting things aflame at a short range.A Date with Rosie Palms: The first objective in the Apocalypse Weekend expansion is to donate sperm.Acme Products: In the intro cutscene of Apocalypse Weekend, The Postal Dude gets a greeting card from "Acme Repossession" informing him that his trailer home has been repossessed.Achievement Mockery: The "It's sterile and I like the taste" achievement, which requires you to make the Postal Dude piss onto his own face.Absurdly-Spacious Sewer: It's actually a lead-up to a hidden Taliban base containing nukes. What follows is five hellish days that are even worse than his original week in Paradise.įollowed by Postal III and Postal 4: No Regerts. The events of the expansion pack occur 11 years after the events of the original game and Apocalypse Weekend, and involve The Dude returning to Paradise, which has been turned into a post-nuclear, dystopian hellhole after it was nuked at the end of Apocalypse Weekend, to search for his dog Champ. Originally slated for a Fall 2014 release, it was delayed, then finally released on April 17, 2015. After about 12 years, the game now has yet another expansion pack, Paradise Lost, the trailer of which you can find here. Postal 2 was re-released on Steam in 2012 through the "Greenlight" service, and then received updates in late 2013 and early 2014 with a ton of new content, including popular Game Mod A Week In Paradise, which merges the two campaigns and backports Apocalypse Weekend's enhancements, along with improvements to video settings and support for Steam Cloud and Steam Workshop. The game was infamously and almost universally panned by critics at the time of release, most notably the Computer Gaming World review in which their most Caustic Critic gave it the magazine's first ever zero-star review, writing that "until someone boxes up syphilis and tries to sell it at retail, Postal 2 is the worst product ever foisted upon consumers" - a quote that was proudly included on the boxes of re-releases. It was followed by an expansion pack, Apocalypse Weekend, which covers Saturday and Sunday of The Postal Dude's weirdest week, with new weapons and characters. Returning a library book? Book burners set the library on fire with him in it. Cashing his paycheck? Bank robbers storm the building and he gets caught in the crossfire. The Postal Dude - now considerably less Ax-Crazy - is married and lives in a trailer park, and the game covers what has to be the weirdest week of his life, as every day the simplest errands become life-or-death battles. Postal 2 is the Denser and Wackier 2003 sequel to the 1997 video game Postal. Turns out the events of the main week were all just in a storybook read by the Monster.- Postal Dude, saying one of his many quips after killing someone. This is probably justified, though, as he maybe wasn't expecting Pico's death trick either, letting his guard down. Cutscene Incompetence: Boyfriend, like in other mods, can dodge bullets from the Postal Dude, yet he dies from a headshot once Pico gets up and attemps to shoot the latter while faking his death.Even the ending is hilarious, since it turns out all the events were from a book read by the Monster, while he ends with an " Ugly Barnacle" reference. Bloody Hilarious: The mod isn't to be taken seriously despite all the bloody violence, which makes sense considering this is mainly based on Postal 2 onwards, where it's more laid to Black Comedy.The opponent is not named "Postal Dude" for nothing. Anyone Can Die: Fitting for a mod based on a really violent series, no one is safe from being killed.Adapted Out: Girlfriend is completely absent in this mod.Look at these tropes or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!: Playing with Scissors (Postal Dude vs.
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